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50 Things Guys Call Breasts

Posted by Stephen Green · 24 February 2004

Tits
Knockers
Boobs
Equipment
Pair
Melons
Diddies
Jugs
Rack
Hooters
Mosquito bites
Bazooms
Ta-Tas
Torpedoes
Frontage
Bait
Headlights
Pomegranates
Blouse bunnies
Lungs
Canons
Bobbers
Your eyes (as in, “I was looking into your eyes.”)
Ground Zero
Meatometers
Life vest
Garbanzos
Pokeatude
Targets
Got Milk!
Ka-chings
Ben & Jerry
Toppers
Golden bozos
Google hits
Perkolators
Buttery goodness
Pleasure pillows
Fun bags
Milk spouts
Radio knobs
The Girls
The Twins
The Rent
Sweater puppies
Mounds of Joy
Me lucky charms
Luftballons
Fake
Mmmgh

Comments

Didn't see my favorite

TEATS!

Posted by: Fersboo at February 24, 2004 11:06 AM

You have entirely too much times on your hands.

Posted by: erp at February 24, 2004 11:10 AM

Put me down for Winnobeggos.

Posted by: Gary B at February 24, 2004 11:14 AM

raisins (small size only)

Posted by: mark at February 24, 2004 11:52 AM

Allow me to add three:

moneymakers
floaties
tittays

Posted by: bennett at February 24, 2004 11:57 AM

You have knockers down twice.

Posted by: Scott Janssens at February 24, 2004 12:51 PM

McGuffies, Marge Simpson's preferred name, and size.

Posted by: flyer at February 24, 2004 01:17 PM

You seem to have overlooked 'ta-tas'. Figuratively speaking of course. ;-)

Posted by: Deft-N-Dom at February 24, 2004 01:59 PM

dirty pillows!

Posted by: lj at February 24, 2004 02:14 PM

Where are the Monty Python fans? She has "huge....tracts of land"

Posted by: Ron at February 24, 2004 03:14 PM

there is one from the 50's that kind of fits. Those chrome bullet-noses on car bumpers were called "Dagmars" after the actress of, uh...."huge....tracts of land" fame. So all you Monte Python fans, another option for all your "nudge-nudge-wink-wink" conversations.

Posted by: matt andrade at February 24, 2004 03:43 PM

My nominations:

Chi-chi’s
Perky’s
Them silicon sweethearts.
And my favorite:
Look! I got a nipple in each ear!

Posted by: ed at February 24, 2004 04:46 PM

One for the Aussies: Skin footies (footballs).

Posted by: fidens at February 24, 2004 07:22 PM

Otter (Animal House): Major-League Yabbos!

Posted by: Blackfive at February 24, 2004 09:23 PM

(*)
(#)
(;)
(@)
(&)

Closing remarks: (!)

Posted by: dorkafork at February 24, 2004 11:33 PM

T's;
Funbags.

Posted by: hen at February 25, 2004 06:14 AM

Casabas -- as in melons.

Posted by: Jonathan at February 25, 2004 07:22 AM

A stripper in Vegas I met called hers "Mike and Ike." Too bad her personality wasn't as nice as her vitaes.

Posted by: Unnamed at February 25, 2004 05:54 PM

The dirty old prof who taught my medieval history course would only call them "dairy-fountain treats."

I don't remember a damn thing about medieval history, but I recall that bit of terminology.

Posted by: Enobarbus at February 26, 2004 11:59 AM

Cockney rhyming slang: "Bristols" (short for Bristol cities).

Posted by: Bud Norton at February 28, 2004 03:19 PM

Gazongas.

Posted by: Mike at February 28, 2004 04:40 PM

My little girl (2 years old) taught me a new word for them: Jollies

Posted by: David HW at September 29, 2004 02:51 PM

Floppy Disks

Posted by: Rob at September 30, 2004 08:40 AM

Saddam's favorite from Gulf War I:

Baby Milk Factories

Posted by: Mike at October 15, 2004 07:50 AM

Sweater Meat

hoo-hoo's

Posted by: Dan at October 21, 2004 01:01 AM