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And Anna Kournikova Is on Line Two
Posted by Stephen Green · 23 September 2003
When you wake up one morning, having dreamed about blogging, then it's time to take a break. Oh, it would have all been OK if the dream had involved the good stuff which comes from blogging. You know -- the money, the babes, the ability to secretly influence and control events around the world. Alas, that was not the dream. I woke up my multi-million dollar mansion Friday morning, next to my bride, her girlfriend Monica Bellucci, and our unspeakably sexy French maid who isn't actually French but wears the little outfit anyway, and lifted my head from the 800-thread count pillowcase, to realize I'd been dreaming about reading news stories, then typing little bon mots (a phrase taught to me by the non-French French maid one evening during Supermodel Strip Monopoly With Real American Dollars) about what I'd read. So I walked to the kitchen, received my porcelain mug of Jamaican Blue Mountain coffee from our butler, Halle Berry, and came to a decision: When your dreams are more dreary than your reality, it's time to take a break. It was time to get back to the real world of endless perfect days on the beach, nights of dancing and disease- and guilt-free sex with the endless procession of porn starlets who will do just anything for that inebriated-yet-handsome blogger, and weekends of charitable works at the VodkaPundit Home for Wayward Women With Perfect Teeth. Just a little break, to give pause so that the dreams might catch back up to the reality. Back shortly. Comments
What's the superlative of "yeah, right" -- ? Posted by: Francis W. Porretto at September 23, 2003 02:02 AMYou must have majorly renovated your house since the last time I visited you in person.;) Posted by: Bloodthirsty Warmonger at September 23, 2003 08:27 AM::Looks at the interval between posts & the topic of the most recent ones.:: And this is different from what you've been doing lately? ;-) Posted by: Cybrludite at September 23, 2003 08:28 AMLileks has similar dream-state complaints today. You guys eating cheap pastrami & kim chee sandwiches on the quiet, or something? Posted by: Stephen at September 23, 2003 10:46 AMummm....Steve has a particularly good recipie for kim chee. Ask him to post.... Ed Posted by: ed at September 23, 2003 12:09 PMIf this irregular blogging schedule continues I will have to ask for a refund of my subscription fee. Posted by: Walter at September 23, 2003 12:19 PMTake a break, V-Man. We'll be here when you get back. Cheers. Posted by: Emily at September 23, 2003 01:10 PMAll that to say you're running out on us, huh? Well at least you were gentle about it. Posted by: Jules at September 23, 2003 01:17 PMWhenever someone mentions kimchi, my mouth waters, like Pavlov's dog. By all means do post the recipe on your site. Posted by: Bloodthirsty Warmonger at September 23, 2003 03:59 PMPut down the pipe, keep your hands in view and back slowly away! Posted by: TJ at September 23, 2003 10:15 PMFear not - the Internet will be here when you get back. I enjoy my days off, as well! Tonight is another... Posted by: Damien at September 23, 2003 10:17 PMHot tub. Aspirin. Vodka. Small oriental men in bare feet walking on Melissa's back. Vodka. Drugs with latin names. Dreary pre-election drama with no electricity. Electric eels in the hot tub. Vodka. Dreary dramatic politicians in bare feet walking on Melissa's back. Aspirin. Small oriental erections. Latin vodka. No matter how you look at it, you're gonna have to snap out of it eventually, VP. You sure are cute. If websites were in a battle of all time against books, your website and war & peace would be the last two standing. maybe it's the russian/vodka tie? Posted by: Ricky at September 25, 2003 12:51 AMWell, when you're done cavorting about this thing called "real life", we'll still be here. Enjoy your vacation! :) Posted by: Ravenwolf at September 27, 2003 12:06 AMStephen, we're going to have to ask for a Doctor's Note for this latest absence. Posted by: David at September 28, 2003 12:15 PMYeah, everyone of us become tired of what we're doing. I don't know if whether we become tired of something we like - I have never done something I like for so long period of time to get tired of it. But today I'm tired of my job, better be tomorrow. But I think that all of us should do what they are fond of in life. Posted by: Natalia at September 29, 2003 08:29 AMReal life? Ranger Marcus Cole, Babylon 5: "As long as you're going to have delusions, may as well go for the really satisfying ones." Posted by: SDN at October 1, 2003 01:07 AMSteve, we ask you to post;)) Posted by: Barbara at October 1, 2003 03:58 AMYou have a very flexible definition of the word little Mr. Green. :) Posted by: Garrett at October 1, 2003 06:22 AM |
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