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Posted by Stephen Green  ·  16 June 2003

Took a little break from the news. No Drudge Report. No GoogleNews. Nothing past the first paragraph of page one stories. Very little InstaPundit. Cheated a little and read Den Beste and Andrew Sullivan some nights, but that was about it. Well, and the daily dose of Lileks.

Nice sabbatical -- good for the mental health now and then. Also, lots more time to raise the puppy. Got ourselves a golden and named him Xander Harris Ripple Green.

The "Xander Harris" part is easy to understand, if you've ever watched Buffy the Vampire Slayer and known a golden retriever. Ripple was our puppy's father -- a local prize winner, this proud parent feels the need to add. Should have added "Practice" in there somewhere, since that's one of his jobs -- practice for the human-type baby we're planning for sometime next year.

So life has been housebreaking and rolling on the floor and grass-stained jeans and scraping unmentionables off shoes and such. And squeaky toys. Lots and lots of squeaky toys, sometimes found on the second-to-last stair. In the dark, of course. Now I understand why Mom hated walking around the house barefoot once I got into Legos.

The book proposal? Man, oh, man. Writing a cookbook for people who probably ought not be cooking is a job and a half. Maybe even a job and three quarters. On the fourth re-organization of the thing, finally deciding to leave nothing to chance: entire menus, from apps to dessert, with strict instructions on when to do exactly what. For 50 dinners and picnics and parties. This thing had better sell.

Then, don't you know it, the day I decide to sit down and get blogging again, some nasty little bug bit my head. So the promised return is a little later than promised.

While I was off, it seems the blogosphere took down Howell Raines, President Bush dove nose-first into the Middle East tar baby, and. . .well, I'm not too sure what else just yet. Lots of catch-up to do this week.

And then there's Iran. More demonstrations tonight? I haven't looked yet, but I'm-a-gonna. If so, that's a solid week of pro-democracy demonstrations throughout the Islamic Republic. Cool.

Some folks (and when I say "folks," I mean "idiots") wondered blithely and loudly why we didn't threaten and coerce Iran the way we did Iraq. The answer then was knowledge that the people of Iran were itching for change, and the hope that they were willing and able to bring it about themselves. We're watching that hope become real.

If it continues, expect bloodshed.

The '78-'79 Islamic revolution was, as such things go, relatively blood-free. For all his faults and tyranny, the old Shah turned out to be a decent man. When push came to shove, he left his country rather than fight to the bitter end. I hold no such hope for the mullahs. The Shah fought for worldly power and a modern Iran. The mullahs fight for worldly power and a medieval Iran. And, ominously, for godly power.

Scared men will often cut and run. Scared men who think god and/or history is on their side are capable of most anything. If you want the gory historical details, just think about the Crusades, the Inquisition, Hitler, Stalin, and Pol Pot for a moment. Iran's mullahs have the zeal of Crusaders, the dungeons of the Inquisition, and the methods and madness of fascist or communist brutes.

If I were a man who prays, I'd pray for the people of Iran right now -- they're going to need it.

Our role in all this? Lot of waiting-and-hoping-for-the-besting, I think. This is their revolution -- let's not take it away from them unless we absolutely must. That's not to say we can't provide moral and (some very, very quiet) material support to any Provisional Government that might establish itself somewhere on the Gulf coast or elsewhere.

Or the protests could stall, and Iran could muddle on worse than before, eventually becoming just another overpopulated, poorly-governed Third World basket case -- albeit one with lots of oil, a hankering to kill Jews, gays, etc., and nuclear ambitions.

We ain't out of the woods yet, and neither are the people of Iran. But there is hope, and that's a lot more than we've had, or they've had, in a long, long time.

That's enough pontificating for tonight -- time to get all snarky and sardonic again. See you in the morning.

Really.

Comments

Welcome back. Good to read you again. What's for dinner?

Posted by: El Gato at June 16, 2003 11:21 PM

Cookbook sounds interesting. Obviously I'm jumping, but let us know how we can get it.

Posted by: charles at June 16, 2003 11:25 PM

Thank you.

Thank you thank you thank you thank you!

I took a shot of Luksusowa in honor of your return.

Posted by: Loweeel at June 16, 2003 11:44 PM

Glad you're back, Stephen. That blank page was starting to look kinda dull!

Posted by: Venomous Kate at June 17, 2003 12:43 AM

I cannot help but think that squeaky toys left at the second-to-last stair might be a solution to the Iran crisis. The scared men who cut and run could be caught more easily if you can hear them trying to sneak off in the dark.

Posted by: Laurence Simon at June 17, 2003 06:19 AM

Welcome Home.

Posted by: erp at June 17, 2003 07:04 AM

Welcome back!!! And Internet squeaky toys to Xander. You realize you'll have to put up pictures of him now, right?

Posted by: Dave at June 17, 2003 07:25 AM

Welcome back! It's been awfully dull around here. :-)

I second Dave - pictures of Xander, quick!

Posted by: Barbara Skolaut at June 17, 2003 07:41 AM

Stephen,

Welcome back! You've been missed!

Posted by: Dean at June 17, 2003 09:02 AM

You can count me in on getting one of those cookbooks.

Posted by: BJW at June 17, 2003 09:04 AM

Nice to see you back Stephen.

I need your book! But not for the grilling/drinking beer part. I got that down cold.

Posted by: Dan at June 17, 2003 09:29 AM

Welcome back Stephen. Had pretty much given up on your bookmark, but Glenn mentioned you were back up and running.
Now get back to entertaining us!

Posted by: jpd at June 17, 2003 11:34 AM

You had me worried there for a while. Good to know we didn't completely lose you.

Posted by: Joe Katzman at June 17, 2003 12:41 PM

VodkaPundit 2: The Return.

or

VodkaPundit II: The Quickening

You get the idea...

'Bout time! Welcome "home" Stephen...we're glad you're back.

Posted by: David at June 17, 2003 05:32 PM

Whew, I thought the aliens had gotten you for sure that time.

Welcome back dude!!

Posted by: Dawn at June 17, 2003 08:27 PM

dear stephen,

welcome back, i miss reading your stuff and laughing out loud

i raised my pup to the monks of new skete's book, how to be your dogs best friend, they have a new one, the art of raising a puppy. every dog store knows these guys

these books are great

best trick, leashing the dog in the house, (when you are home otherwise use the crate) the dog is instantly housetrained, they will not go when on a leash that is attached to something and it is not too long, 6feet is good.

they attached the dog to the brother training him.

i leashed mine in the house for two months till she got the idea of house training and not chewing stuff.

she was tied to cabinet in kitchen, leg of couch in liv. room and leg of bed in bedroom,

they dont seem to mind and love being with you and to puppy proof the house just kick your shoes out of their reach.

good luck

david
lenox mass.

Posted by: iceman at June 17, 2003 09:10 PM

Well, after watching S4 again, I have come to the conclusion Riley wasn't as bad as I thought.

FYI, Costco had a deal, buy S4 and either S2 or 3 or Angel 1 and get $20 off. So came to $60 instead of $80.

Welcome back, hope the doors hang correctly. Our room doors are still off-kilter and we're not going to do a blessed thing about them.

Posted by: Sandy P. at June 17, 2003 10:17 PM

For all his faults and tyranny, the old Shah turned out to be a decent man. When push came to shove, he left his country rather than fight to the bitter end. [. . .] The Shah fought for worldly power and a modern Iran.

Eh. The Shah left Iran because he didn't have any support in the country left to use, and if he stayed he'd have died. He'd managed to alienate the country's population with his ill-judged efforts at modernization that failed to take into consideration the sentiments of either a conservative rural population or of a liberal urban minority. The result--an Iranian population that wanted him out, particularly after the first few hundred protesters were massacred by security forces--was unsurprising.

Could the Iranian Revolution have gone better? Almost certainly.

Do I wish that the mullahs will lose power? Definitely. (I suspect that post-Islamic Republic Iran will end up being rather anti-clerical.)

Do I think that the Shah has a likelihood of being rehabilitated in mass opinion in Iran (not the Iranian diaspora)? Not likely--compare Nicholas II in post-Soviet Russia.

Posted by: Randy McDonald at June 23, 2003 06:04 PM



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