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Posted by Stephen Green  ·  11 October 2002

Jimmy Carter is the newest recipient of the Nobel Prize for Peace. Under Carter's watch:

The Cuban Army was leased wholesale by the Soviets to prop up a murderous regime in Angola.

The Soviets invaded Afghanistan.

America stood idly by while thugs with prayer rugs took over the most important nation in the middle east.

Stood idly by while those same thugs took American hostages.

Iraq ivaded Iran.

The US did nothing in solidarity with Poland's Solidarity, the group that did as much anyone to end the Cold War.

OPEC screwed the world. Again.

Soviet diplomats marched unimpeded through Africa.

The Panama Canal, built with American blood and money, was turned over to the thuggish rulers of Panama.

Nicaragua's friendly (if brutal) dictator was replaced by the even more brutal -- and Soviet-sponsored -- Sandinistas.

Revolution was exported from Nicaragua throughout Central America.

About the only "peace" brough about under Carter was the Cold Peace between Israel and Egypt, which, despite billions of dollars of bribes -- er, aid -- Egypt could turn back from in a heartbeat.

Perhaps the Nobel Prize committee was thinking of Carter's post-president activities. Such as cozying up to dictators in Cuba and North Korea, and openly siding with and praising terrorist Yasser Arafat.

The Nobel prizes -- except those in the sciences -- have long been a joke. Today's announcement is simply a more cynical joke than is usually the case.

Comments

In company of Arafat and Mandela, oh the company he keeps. Truth to tell, I think he may be morally honest, but the worst president this country has ever had. (considering Grant, that's saying an awful lot.)

Posted by: Kathianne at October 11, 2002 11:32 AM

But at least we won't have to watch him sulk anymore.

Posted by: M at October 11, 2002 11:52 AM

I think the starting point for this analysis is somewhat wrong-headed. Are you saying that the President of the US is responsible for everything that goes on in the world? That seems to be the justification that our current Prez is using to justify doing whatever the hell he wants. We don't live in Imperial Rome, and I for one am just as glad.

Posted by: Bill Altreuter at October 11, 2002 11:56 AM

And the committee happily admits that the award to Carter is a "kick in the legs" to GWB. Now if Jimbo is a patriot, he'll refuse the Prize. That would be fun.

Posted by: Jack at October 11, 2002 01:15 PM

As the story goes, the Sadat/Begin peace deal was a set up that Jimmuh didn't see coming. The deal was done before they approached Carter.

What Begin and Sadat needed was a host for their expensive party and so, Jimmuh was conned into spending U.S. taxpayers' money. He was an easy mark. For all his public cloying humility he has a Clintonesque ego.

Posted by: Fred Boness at October 11, 2002 01:24 PM

Hey, this is probably Carter's best campaign strategy since the 1976 Democratic primary -- his rants against GWB were timed just right to influence the Nobel committee, who were looking for anyone to give the prize to who could best rebuke Bush's foreign policy.

The fact that Carter was an American attacking Bush probably was the deciding factor, since in the Neble committee's eyes that was better than someone like Schroeder saying it. Of course, the race for the Peace Prize probably would have been a lot closer if Jim McDermott had made his trip to Baghdad a few weeks sooner to influence the Peace Prize voters.

Posted by: John at October 11, 2002 01:56 PM

"Are you saying that the President of the US is responsible for everything that goes on in the world?"

No, I belive he's saying that because of Carter's inaction and foolishness, he did a lot of really stupid things and refused to use to America's influence properly. If someone other than a weakling like Carter would have been in charge, 3/4's of that list would have been reversed or would not have happened.

Posted by: John Hawkins at October 11, 2002 02:36 PM

We can now add the "Nobel" to the "Dodo" List (as in, Dead as a) right under: "U.N.", "N.A.T.O.", and "German Allies".

Posted by: edwardVT at October 11, 2002 03:55 PM

Hmmm, so that means that the true "age of terrorism" (the occupation of the embassy in Tehran) started under Carter, while he paced the Rose Garden...Since then, we've lost about 3,000 americans to terrorism, NOT counting the WTC

Posted by: Fred Connolly at October 11, 2002 04:20 PM

yeah, it's not like the namesake of the nobel peace prize every invented any destructive explosive or anything. irony is dead, hasn't the prize committee heard?

Posted by: skippy at October 11, 2002 04:21 PM

Fred, the numbers I prefer to use is 800, from Daniel Pipes' accounting found at www.danielpipes.org/articles/460.

But, yes, Carter's inability to rescue the hostages was the beginning of the "Target America" movement from the Middle East.

Posted by: Bill Peschel at October 11, 2002 05:01 PM

Jimmy Carter's always been a great big joke. I kinda feel sorry for him though, knowing him, he'll think he's genuinely earned this 'award'.

Posted by: EvilPoda at October 11, 2002 05:09 PM

Looks like Carter and Arafat are a part of the "Nobel Peace Prize" club now. Next in line are Saddam Hussein, Fidel Castro, and Mullah Mohammad Omar. I guess the deal is if America attacks you (politically or economically), you win a peace prize. In Carter's case, it must be all the bashing he got from the right. That poor poor man.

Posted by: Hadez at October 11, 2002 06:15 PM

Funny thing about those Panamanians. I think it was the WSJ last week. They are setting up 3 lobbyists in DC. They want us back. Something about money, money, and the canal is too small for the new cargo ships. They want to expand the canal. And being the cynical person I am, probably want US to pay for it, too.

Posted by: Sandy P at October 11, 2002 06:54 PM

kathianne

Grant may have been a bad president, but he fought, dammit! I say this as a descendant of mostly confederate soldiers who is glad the north won

Posted by: buck at October 11, 2002 08:24 PM

"The Panama Canal, built with American blood and money, was turned over to the thuggish rulers of Panama".

Conveniently left out of this statement is the fact that the land for the canal and facilities was LEASED and that the lease was up. About all you can blame Carter for is failure to try renewing the lease.

I don't like that turncoat any better than anyone else, but let's stick with some facts. Reagan, Bush, Nixon, or any other GOP-er would have been confronted with that same fact.

Posted by: Bear, The (one each) at October 12, 2002 08:29 AM

Nah Mugabe will get it next, after all he has done so much for Africa.

Posted by: Andrew Ian Dodge at October 12, 2002 09:39 AM

Buck, you have a point.

Posted by: Kathianne at October 12, 2002 02:17 PM

Peanut-Farmer's feckless presidency was characterized foremost by weak, pathetic ineffectual leadership which eventually led to economic/cultural "malaise"(15% annual inflation with 21% Prime Lending Rate) and decline of America's military.

But the one illustration that best characterizes 'Peanut-Farmer's' wholly naive world view perspective was his request to the commanders of the ill-fated military rescue of American hostages in Iran 'to accomplish the rescue by avoiding the deaths of as many Iranians as possible'.

Posted by: Marc Savoy at October 12, 2002 03:36 PM

Bear: I don't know where you get the idea the Panama Canal was leased. According to here, and here, and here, and especially
here, it was ceded to the United States "in perpetuity."

Posted by: Stephen M. St. Onge at October 12, 2002 04:51 PM

If you want to get a sense for some of the things Carter "confronted" during his Presidency, go here:
http://abcnews.go.com/sections/us/WolfFiles/wolffiles82.html

Posted by: JDF at October 12, 2002 05:19 PM

"The Soviets invaded Afghanistan."

Yes. yes they did. And if they had taken the country over and clenched on the people their steel fist of justice, there would have been no Taliban.

Soviet Union > Taliban.

And Soviet Diplomats march through Africa.

Who cares? What's all this playa' hatin' over the Soviet Union for?

And Iraq invaded Iran. This is true, but the war was funded (and Hussein was propped up) by Reagan and his administration (oh, and Cheney's Haliburton).

So, quit your damn belly aching.

Posted by: Honkus at October 15, 2002 12:33 PM

Let's not forget Carter's pointless revival of draft registration.

Posted by: Anton Sherwood at October 17, 2002 06:27 PM



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