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Posted by Stephen Green  ·  30 August 2002

This week’s is one of my all-time favorites. It requires as much showmanship as cooking skills – the perfect show-off dish for your Labor Day barbeque. I learned this one from my maternal grandfather, hence the name.

Bill Macon’s Salt Steak

You’ll need:


One very large piece of red meat. My favorite is to use half of a tenderloin, but anything at least two inches thick should work.
Dijon Mustard
Worcestershire
Six cloves of pressed garlic
Whatever fresh herbs look good
A newspaper
Some string
A box of coarse kosher salt
A charcoal grill (gas will not work)
A rusty bucket full of water

I’m not kidding. The older and uglier and rustier the bucket is, the better this will look to your confused guests.

First, start a huge fire, with a big mountain of charcoal. When it burns down to all red, you’re good to go.

Take the half tenderloin and cover it in Worcestershire, garlic, mustard, and herbs. You’re going to do this outside, in full view of your guests, and you’re going to make a mess of the steak, yourself, and your work area.

Next, cover the tenderloin with the kosher salt. Completely. I mean, until it looks like a meat cocoon. Now, take the newspaper and string and wrap up the steak like a parcel, good and tight.

Take the parcel and drop it in the bucket of water. If it's a big bucket, throw it in there. Slam dunk. Something special. Put on a show.

Let it soak there a minute. While it’s doing that, spread out the red coals nice and even in the pit.

Now take out the parcel and put it directly on the coals. That’s right – put it right on the red hot charcoal. There will be a lot of steam, and then the newspaper will slowly start to burn away. When it’s all gone, remove the steak, put the grill back on the pit, and then grill the steak as you normally would.

When medium rare, knock off any remaining salt with your fork or tongs. Slice thin and serve with your usual Labor Day goodies.

You think I’m kidding. You think I’m trying to get you to ruin 25 bucks worth of fine beef. Nope. Here’s what happened. When you dropped that parcel in the water, the salt formed a nice solid shell around the meat. By placing it right on the coals, a lot of the water flashed into steam. Now, most of that steam escaped outward. But some of it, trapped by the salt, was driven right into the tenderloin – carrying all your yummy ingredients with it.

High pressure marinade.

Do not explain to your guests what you’re doing, or why. Let them wonder. Then let them try Bill Macon’s Salt Steak.

Comments

Wow! Where the heck do you come up with this stuff? I have to try this one!

Posted by: Jason Rubenstein at August 30, 2002 12:11 AM

{duh!!} nevermind.

Boyyyyy am I tired.

Your maternal grandfather was brilliant.

Posted by: Jason Rubenstein at August 30, 2002 12:13 AM

Sounds a bit like cooking with lava:

http://cellar.org/iotd.php?threadid=1972

Same prinicple: the steam from the package prevents the whole thing from becoming charcoal.

Posted by: Undertoad at August 30, 2002 08:19 AM

You are going to collect all these and publish them somewhere, aren't you?

Posted by: Chris at August 30, 2002 09:40 AM

Great idea, using a salt crust for red meat instead of the usual fish!

Posted by: Robert Crawford at August 30, 2002 10:10 AM

My guests will be even more alarmed when I breezily inform them that I got the recipe off the internet -- from a guy who calls himself VodkaPundit.

Posted by: Angela at August 30, 2002 12:43 PM

Wow! Great recipe! I once used a similar recipe for my parent's 25th anniversary surprise dinner. And yes, it works!

I used chuck roast ~2" thick, coated with olive oil, then slathered with regular prepared yellow mustard. The same stuff used on your hot dogs. Finally coated with Kosher salt.

Cook directly over a fire hot enough to melt a horseshoe and ... Ta Daa!

Gonna try your recipe soon!

Posted by: Greg W. at August 30, 2002 06:52 PM

Wow, this sounds like a great idea...would love to try. One of the best fishes I ever ate was in Turkey, baked (not grilled) in a salt crust, so I can imagine how this could be brilliant.

Posted by: James at August 30, 2002 08:51 PM

Mmmm... steak...

Posted by: Andrea Harris at September 2, 2002 01:07 PM



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